Harsh Dreams Moscow

abusemeanduseme:

hollyruston:

stoneandbloodandwater:

how to walk like a queen [x]

Okay so this shit is in my likes and it’s come across my dash a few times since but this is the first time I’ve seen it since the following happened to me:

One time I was in Manhattan and I had a lot of walking to do and I was bored and was thinking about this gifset and I thought, huh, lets try it. So I did and I was thinking queenly, murderous thoughts and trying to see if people were more willing to get out of my way when I walked like this and then, I watch a guy pass me, do a double take, then a triple take.

Then he engages me in polite conversation for a block or two, tells me I have beautiful hair, then asks me out of drinks. 

CHARLIZE THERON IS A SMART LADY BUT HER ADVICE IS POWERFUL. USE IT WISELY AND WITH CAUTION, MEN MIGHT START THROWING THEMSELVES AT YOU.

I will never not reblog this

I tried this today and 3 men stopped me to tell me how gorgeous I was.  POWER.

(Source: graybles, via hermesssss)

  • Books 1-3:

    Fuck yeah, I'm Harry Potter.

  • Books 4-7:

    Fuck, I'm Harry Potter.


Me, everyday.

Me, everyday.

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

pomelomela:

Even the most sexed up man in all of history knew that taking advantage of women was never ok.

(via shia-laclothed)

tastefullyoffensive:

Pugception [marksingletree]

CINDYYYYYYYY

tastefullyoffensive:

Pugception [marksingletree]

CINDYYYYYYYY

(via shia-laclothed)

unclefather:

badrapper:

awwww-cute:

Went kayaking with my girlfriend and we made the cutest friend!

excuse me WHY are his hands up i cant handle this

pick him up

unclefather:

badrapper:

awwww-cute:

Went kayaking with my girlfriend and we made the cutest friend!

excuse me WHY are his hands up i cant handle this

pick him up

(via shia-laclothed)

driveshaftgroupie:

skypestripper:

when u burn someone in front of ur friends

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(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

(Source: peterxroman, via hemlockgrovewolf)

marylovesbooks:

unofficialdragon:

likeakidinabookstore:

annaolphant:

id hit up barnes and noble during the purge

signs you’re a book addict #1: when you’re willing to risk being brutally murdered for free books

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how did this post get even better

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